Robotics

"Wow, that's a fancy new phone number you've got there."

--Dave

"The WAPUWAPU's will be BOBO."

--George

"We will 'fashion' a 'device.'"

--Mike, Myles

"Have you calculated?"

"... well, I made a guestimate."

--Mike

"This is like being an arctic explorer who has just stumbled upon aliens, you're like, what the hell, lets go get some more harddrives."

--Aaron, on discovering Priory financial data on one of the robotics team's new computers

"The robot is enjoying the vice"

--Aaron, "playing robot"

"Mike, you're not straight."

--Aaron

"just becuase you no more doesn't make you smarter" - mike

"you can do it you just need a stronger drill bit" - mike

"mike and al hmm heres a promising team" - dave

"i need a dc switch, this is a ac switch" - mike (there is no such thing as a dc switch)

"you mean ou wasted 20 minutes becuase you couldn't fiqure out that it was a left handed screw" - dave

"holy shit the miter saws on fire" - dan - "o wait its just the blades in backwords"

"yo mamma vibrates" - mike

--An anonymous source (to you, anyway, I know who gave them to me) (edited very slightly, to improve anonymity and make them fit in)