TV and Film Humor
Jokes made in movies or on TV shows.
"The biggest problem is going to be getting them over to the port launch bay."
"What's wrong with the starboard launch bay?"
"It's a gift shop now"
Battlestar Galactica Miniseries (~50 minutes)
Firefly
Simon:
And look here -- some of these words, they're misspelled.[Parents stare vacantly]
Simon:
She started correcting my spelling when she was three.
Firefly episode 5, Safe
Book:
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters... and people who talk at the theater.
Firefly episode 6, Our Mrs. Reynolds
Zoe:
First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.[Mal runs back in, shooting and screaming like crazy.]
Zoe (cont'd):
Of course, there's other schools of thought...
Firefly episode 12, The Message